Funny SMS

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle.. Santa: Don\'t worry darling, I\'m already married.
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: Theek hai doc saab aapne Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bana di!
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair mard ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kyun, kyunki saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
Laloo bada chalak hai Nau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he... ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO \'CHILDREN DAY\' MANANA PADTA HAI?
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